VICE has a new web video series called Current Laments, which they describe thusly: "[It's] the zombie-apocalypse-mashup equivalent of newscaster blather, sensationalized soundbites, and sleazebags who should know better. In more laymanish terms, Current Laments is the hammer that VICE is dropping on the whack-a-mole existence of the po-faced peddlers and pundits of the 24-hour news cycle." Yeah. Aaaand, no one told us that Colin Powell recited the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" on the air this week. Wow. [VICE]