- Today in alternate headlines, Fox Nation calls Obama's (much-loved!) Jimmy Fallon appearance an "embarrassment". [MotherJones]
- Watch Mission Chinese Food's Danny Bowien eat his way through Sichuan. [GrubSF]
- Would you give free, on-demand massages to your roommate in exchange for rent-free living? What if his apartment had this kitchen? [JacksonWest]
- Seafaring commuters: Your Golden Gate Transit ferries could get WiFi access by summertime. [CBS5]
- The unlucky Citizen Cake on Fillmore in Pac Heights becomes the second outpost of Troya, a Turkish-Mediterranean joint. [EaterSF]
- Have you ever really looked at the mural inside Taqueria Vallarta? There's some terrifying Mayan 2012 mumbo jumbo in there. [UptownAlmanac]
- Our favorite food blogging series "Eat On Down The Road" takes on Wing Hing Restaurant on San Bruno Ave. [Portola Planet]
