COMPETITION: Air Sex Championships: It might sound like a sexy time, but judging from this collection of Flickr photos, it's more comic than erotic. As Flavorpill notes, "At one recent SF championship, a school teacher simulating strap-on sex won out over a man dressed as a robot who air fucked a blender and a lava lamp." (hot.) (9 p.m., Elbo Room, 647 Valencia Street)

FOOD: Inforum hosts Distilled in SF: How to Drink Like a Locavore, featuring a panel of malt masters who will speak to the art of beverage creation, the modern craft movement, and San Francisco’s rich culinary traditions, followed by a tasting from the best local "boozeries," including Anchor Distilling Company, SFvodka, St. George Spirits, Essential Spirits, Distillery No. 209, Osocalis Distillery, Old World Spirits and more. (hiccup) (6:30 p.m., The Commonwealth Club of California, 595 Market Street, 2nd Floor)

FILM: Tonight's feature at the weekly French Cinema Class, which pairs French films with wine and conversation, is Le Professionnel starring Jean Paul Belmondo. (ooh, la la!) (6:45 p.m., Alliance Française of San Francisco, 1345 Bush Street)