Oh, we sure do enjoy a good laugh at the expense of a flyover state. And at the risk of sounding like big, coastal, blue-state elitists, we challenge you not to bust out laughing at this little mid-90s gem: a welcoming VHS video made by the city of Paducah, Kentucky to talk up all the wonders their fine city had/has to offer to a new resident. Favorite leisure-time activities include sitting on the couch, and grocery shopping! And why look! It's the Museum of the American Quilters' Society! OH YES.

And wait til you get a load of one of the sponsors of Paducah's orientation vid: Pauley's Salon. "When good isn't good enough." Their ad plays at the end...

[Many thanks to Everything Is Terrible]