- What's coach Harbaugh doing now that the season's over? Golfing, of course. [Chron]
- David Lynch has a new advertisement for coffee. And it's as terrifying as you'd expect. [GrubSF]
- A fight over whose turn it was to read the newspaper at the Portola Branch Library was settled when one patron stabbed the other in the face with a pen. [BCN/Appeal]
- The Chronicle's Leah Garchik suggests we all start acting like we're on Downton Abbey. [Garchik]
- Don't believe that Walter Isaacson biography, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were really best friends. [NBCBayArea]
