You can keep your Channing Goslings, Hollywood. We would be more than happy to spend the rest of our life only watching movies that feature Paul Rudd as the romantic lead. Or as the wacky neighbor. Or as the evil racist rapist villain. Or as a dust bunny. Yes, we would pay non-matinee prices to see Paul Thomas Anderson's four-hour epic Dust Bunny featuring Josh from Clueless. This is how much we enjoy Rudd. And so should you, really. In addition to being the greatest non-actor-y actor in films today, he's also charming (and good looking) both on and off screen. Take, for example, his recent turn on Rookie's monthly segment, called "Ask a Grown Man."

He answers several questions sent in by Rookie's teen girl readership. And his advice is tender, humorous, and overwhelmingly joy-inducing.

"It's a good question, and I'm sure there's some kind of biological explanation, such as sustenance and when we were babies...breast milk kept us alive. There's also the thing of, we don't have them. So they're just interesting," Rudd says while answering a question about why guys like boobies. "Maybe it's a combination of those two [reasons]. And then a third, maybe, just because they're awesome."

Paul Rudd also looks like he maintains super fresh breath. We like that in a man.

The newly minted dating advice expert recently appeared in San Francisco as part of the annual SF Sketchfest. SFGate's Beth Spotswood was there. She'll tell you all about it.

[Rookie]