• Dimwitted Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is a crybaby. [AP]
• Cyclists plan on smashing car windows of drivers who upset them. Brace yourselves! [Mission Mission]
• Wig-wearing bike bandit busted in the Upper Haight. [SF Weekly]
• Empty tour bus catches fire along Panhandle. [SF Appeal]
• Castro plaza rules inch closer to passage. [BAR]