ART: Punk art surrealist Winston Smith presents his one-night only Annual Studio Show, featuring new and classic originals for sale. Check out his gallery. There's some pretty rad stuff in there. (7 to 11 p.m., Grant's Tomb Gallery, 50A Bannam Street)
DRAG: The ever-popular The Golden Girls: The Christmas Episodes, is back with new costumes, new sets, and a new, larger venue, featuring Heklina, Cookie Dough, Matthew Martin, Pollo Del Mar, Laurie Bushman, and Manuel Caneri. The show runs through the 23rd. (8 p.m., Victoria Theater, 2961 16th Street)
STORYTELLING: Mortified Live, a night of adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood writings, media, and art, is celebrating its 6-year anniversary this weekend with a special Blowout Best of 2011 Show, featuring the funniest pieces of the year, along with two special guest house bands, and a rockstar makeover station and glam photo booth. (7 p.m., DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street)
