We do love a good tabloid headline ... 69-year-old Virginia Valdez of Palm Springs must not have been having a very good night on Saturday with her 62-year-old husband seeing as she tried to lop off his johnson with a pair of scissors. The husband, who preferred not to be identified, apparently fended off Valdez and escaped with a few scrapes to his penile area, for which he was treated at a local hospital.
According to the AP, Valdez was arrested on suspicion of mayhem (always our favorite charge), assault with a deadly weapon, and spousal abuse. She was released on bail Sunday and has a court date next month. No word as to whether or not she's sorry.
And hey, at least she didn't succeed and throw his wang down the garbage disposal like this crazy lady.
