Wise man Stephen Colbert took on Occupy Cal's skirmish with abusive police this week. Calling UC Berkeley a "hippie haven" and a "slow food, locavore, patchouli, super-fun granola dump site," Colbert breaks down the now-famous video of students and faculty clashing with the fuzz on November 9.

"When they say Berkeley is crunchy, I didn't realize they meant the students' ribcages," Colbert points out.

Watch the entire bit below.