• A less-than-catlike burglar fell out of a second story window and broke his eye socket while trying to flee the scene of his robbery at Mission and Cesar Chavez. The stolen goods were returned to their rightful owner. [BCN/Appeal]

• An Antioch man was busted for emailing and faxing in threats to schools in the East Bay. As it turns out, the man was trying to make his friend look bad. [KTVU] [SFist, previously]

• Tomorrow, the supervisors will pour over, ogle, and intensely stare at Supervisor Wiener's nudity legislation, before judging it with a vote. [BCN/Appeal]

• The supes will also be voting on a non-binding resolution to support Occupy SF, which could cause some sparks to fly with the mayor, but is ultimately a symbolic gesture. [Chron]

• Did security cameras at Lefty O'Doul's bust another set of criminals last week? Probably, yes. [SFWeekly]

• Really, Berkeley? This is your library card? [GobacktoBerkeley]

• Doctors at Standford separated these (adorable!) conjoined twins today. [KTVU]

• The Niners hope to get their new stadium a year early. Unfortunately, it's still going to be in Santa Clara. [Matier&Ross]

• Where to go to get brightly colored Halloween treats (for grownups) tonight. [InsideScoop]