This is like the Hot Wheels Race Track we had as a kid, only not nearly as long or rad, and it doesn't jump off the track every five seconds. O the envy, it burns. The "Mother of All Hot Wheels Tracks" here is a 2000 foot long Hot Wheels track that races through a suburban home, a sidewalk, and around a pool. The track was built by YouTube user therealtexasaggie98. And, as Laughing Squid points out, "the video is raising awareness for Hope For Gabe, a charity fighting to end Duchenne muscular dystrophy, a terminal childhood illness." Watch it as many times as possible, please.

[Laughing Squid, via Deadspin]