• Someone donates cannonball to Salvation Army, which promotes street closure. Oops. [Mission Mission]
  • More on Mission sheep who like waiting in line at see-and-be-seen store Bi-Rite. [40 Going On 28]
  • CIA chefs are sad that shark fin and foie gras are about to be banned. Hear their gut wrenching tales, won't you? [Grub]
  • A fog free Sutro? The answer might surprise you. [Burrito Justice]
  • Missing Giants fan spurs San Francisco police investigation. [Examiner]
  • Pat Burrell's penis finally has its own Twitter account now. [PatsBat]