• Someone donates cannonball to Salvation Army, which promotes street closure. Oops. [Mission Mission]
• More on Mission sheep who like waiting in line at see-and-be-seen store Bi-Rite. [40 Going On 28]
• CIA chefs are sad that shark fin and foie gras are about to be banned. Hear their gut wrenching tales, won't you? [Grub]
• A fog free Sutro? The answer might surprise you. [Burrito Justice]
• Missing Giants fan spurs San Francisco police investigation. [Examiner]
• Pat Burrell's penis finally has its own Twitter account now. [PatsBat]