• Your San Francisco 49ers ended their preseason schedule last night with a 20-17 win over the Chargers.

• Continue counting down to the 2012 apocalypse, doomsayers: our brethren to the south in LA got a 4.2 earthquake yesterday. No reports of damage, but still - you're spooked, right? [KTVU]

• Thieves at Folsom & 8th made off with two cellphones early Thursday morning after they slapped them out of the hands of two unsuspecting ladies who were on their phones at 1:30 in the morning. [BCN/Appeal]

• CalTrans is drunk on repaving. [SFBizTimes]

• Look at these lovely people at the Opera's Opening Night Gala Launch Party. [SFWire]

• "Credit cards, laptops and an iPhone 5" - a look at some of the other things intoxicated people have left at Mission bars. [MissionLocal]

• New evidence suggests Clooney's is a bona fide dive bar. [UptownAlmanac]

• Fayes Video in the Mission is unloading their VHS collection. [Mission Mission]