• You already got your Giants scores yesterday, tonight Madison Bumgarner takes on Cliff Lee. Who we continue to scoff at because of his World Series performance with the Rangers last year.

• Cargill Meat Solutions Corp, which sounds like the kind of meat factory that would often find themselves recalling meat, has recalled 36 million pounds of ground turkey. If you've bought ground turkey under the Honeysuckle White, Riverside or Kroger brands - you might want to get your meat checked. [BCN/Appeal]

• 40,000 people would like U.S. Airways to kindly apologize to Deshon Marman over that whole saggy pants thing. [SFEx]

• A wild boar attacked a guy in Sonoma County. Unfortunate. Boar makes for nice sausage. [KTVU]

• This week's Bouncer leaves columnist Katy St. Clair vaguely uneasy at Cobb's Comedy Club. [SFWeekly]

• What's more offensive than nudity on the streets of San Francisco? Black dress socks with running shoes, naturally. You're not helping our case that San Francisco can be fashionable, nude Castro guys. [Garchik]

• El Rincon to become "Dear Mom", with fancy French food from Chez Spencer, but all the drunken comforts and late night snogging of the rest of the Mission. [UptownAlmanac]

• The Tenderloin is creative with their Muni alternatives. [TheTender]