• Matt Cain and the Giants lose one to the Marlins in a game with a "floaty and ludicrous" strike zone. [McCoveyChronicles]

• Chelsea Handler had dinner at Ozumo in Oakland. To the delight of many middle-aged vodka drinkers. [Tablehopper]

• In media nerd news: aGay newspaper man thinks newspapers beat blogs. Apparently us websites always pump the comment sections. Whatever that means. [Queerty]

• Oh cute, a new mural at the corner of Haight & Pierce. The Lower Haight is no longer a neighborhood and has now officially become a punk-rock Ikea catalog. [Haighteration] [TenderloinGeographic]

• Old folks! Here's your chance to relive your prom. [RichmondSF]

• Jane Seymour says Arnold has at least two more out-of-wedlock kids. But also: what? Jane Seymour? [CBS5]