Due to a technical glitch of sorts, Harold Camping has revised his rapture date to October 21, 2011. If you recall, the Family Radio minister's prediction of a ruinous May 21 rapture never happened. During a long-winded 90-minute radio show on Monday night, Camping explained himself thusly: "Were not changing a date at all; we're just learning that we have to be a little more spiritual about this...But on Oct. 21, the world will be destroyed. It won't be five months of destruction. It will come at once."

Huh.

What Camping never explained was how or if he plans on returning any of the hundreds of millions of dollars his church bilked out of followers. Salon notes: "Family Radio International, spent millions -- some of it from donations made by followers -- on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message."