• Dallas bar owner wants to buy Eagle Tavern. [BAR]

• Tea Party vs. US Uncut: A San Francisco tax day showdown. [Zombie]

• Where to find or avoid Barack Obama tomorrow and Thursday. [SF Appeal]

• Memorable french fries, anyone? [The Feast]

• Drama at the U.S.-Mexico border. [Troy Holden]

• Cower in fear over the NYC burrito. [Mission Mission]

• Nine alleged Tenderloin drug dealers indicted in undercover busts. [Examiner]

• On the hunt for the best jukebox in Bernal Heights. [SF Weekly]