After all that hullabahoo with the banners and such, that season opener against LA was a little embarrassing, wasn't it? McCovey Chronicles says we're on track for the worst season in baseball history. The worst! [McCoveyChronicles]

The power was out in Hayes Valley for 6 hours this morning. Between the crucial hours of 12:30 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. all of the Parisian-lit trees went dark and a bunch of people probably missed their alarms. [BCN/Appeal]

SFoodie's Jonathan Kaufman went in search of Tempeh in the cruelest of neighborhoods. [SFoodie]

Get drunk with the punks: Lower Haight Art Walk is tonight. [Haighteration]

This lady in Oakland invented a less-plastic-y plastic bottle. Surprise: she used cardboard! [Chron]

Feeding our ephemera fetish: some Hell-of-Old San Francisco Newspapers [MissionMission]