His traditional fare? Three Double-Doubles. Two fries. A chocolate-strawberry shake. Ketchup please, but hold the lettuce and tomatoes.
"I'm not a big vegetable guy,'' he says.
Let's see, three burgers at 590 calories. Two fries at 395 calories. A shake at 590 calories. The grand total: 3,150 calories.
Let's just get this out of the way: No lettuce? No tomato? That's gross. Tim, eat your vegetables. Seriously. We want you moving regular mounds while you're moving on the mound, if you catch our drift. Not at the same time, obviously. Eat your vegetables, you freak.