• Lisa Ling, a former member of The View's gaggle of opinionated ovaries, tries to figure out the "ex-gay" movement in an episode of her new show for Oprah's network. [Advocate]
  
• Be nice to the old folks, says Gascón's office. [BCN/Appeal]
  
• Meanwhile, in Stanford: band members get drunk, a trumpter is pantsed, people get litigious. [TheSnitch]
  
• With gasoline being so incredibly expensive, Ken Bastida answers the question: "Is name brand gas better?" Which is a trick question, because all gas is horrible. Obviously. [CBSLocal]
  
• McCovey Chronicles hopes for some spring season surprises. [McCoveyChronicles]
  
• A Chronicle reader discovers Facebook ads for Yelp-rated Bikini Waxings [Garchik]