• AT&T Park may be empty, but Cactus League sounds like it's going well, yeah? The Giants scored 6 runs against the Mariners yesterday, Lincecum is getting his pitch count up, Wilson had a toss with Buster Posey for an inning. [CBSLocal]
• No, they weren't filming another TV pilot on the 80 yesterday, a Safeway semi-truck got jackknifed for real on the freeway. It leaked fuel and blocked three lanes of eastbound traffic for four hours, but unlike on TV, nothing blew up and the driver suffered only minor facial lacerations. Hooray? [SFAppeal]
• Desmond Tutu spoke at Grace Cathedral, asks us all to be agents of transfiguration. [Chron]
• Keep your eyes peeled for red berets, criminals: The Guardian Angels won't be tolerating any of this Mission gang violence, announce they are stepping up their presence in the neighborhood. [MissionMission]
• A 4.6 Earthquake hit 70 miles from Eureka. It was before 6 a.m. on a Sunday morning in an area that lacks social networking infrastructure, so we didn't feel any twitter aftershocks here in the city. [CBSLocal]
• Do you have a job? Stay there: SF Unemployment Rate Keeps Going Up [BCN/SFAppeal]
• One of Perez Hilton's post-sorority interns writes a blurb about the possible Real Housewives of San Francisco, uses lots of question marks. [PerezHilton]
• TheSnitch is stretching it a bit with the Charlie Sheen-baiting. [TheSnitch]
• Not much of a local angle on this one, we just like intellectualizing a show about grown up children who have sex and eat ham: Guy who punched Snooki can't find a job, seems depressed, joins the army. [Gothamist]