Last week, a unidentified woman stole one of Larry “Vincent” Garrison's naked lady paintings from the Homestead. As a lesser Full House daughter once famously quipped, how rude.
Fortunately, said painting was returned in tact, via messenger, this week. Homestead's Andrea explained to Mission Mission:
Through our special bartending investigative methods, we were able to contact the guilty party who had rented the room that Monday night. After a few days, the painting was returned via messenger. We’re happy to have her back and will be taking further methods to assure that all the naked ladies in the bar are permanently secured to the walls. The woman who stole it has been permanently 86′d.
Aw, a happy ending for everyone. (Yeah, that didn't make much sense, humor- or conclusion-wise. Just go with it.)
[via MM]