Via T.N.:

actual conversation outside my window

"Yo, What up G?"
"YO Wasup Muthafucka!" (bro hug ensues)
"shhhhhiiiit, just cjhillin, you knowz"
..."man, dat weed you got me was da shhhhhiiiit"
"yeah, hit me up if ya need more, airight, stay up!"

these were two middle aged white guys, wearing jogging outfits, both pushing strollers. I shit you not