Before San Francisco evolved into a city best known for eating food from a truck in Dolores Park, we used to have the Pacific Coast Stock Exchange, renowned stand up comedy, affordable housing, film production companies in Treasure Island, and national treasure Phyllis Diller hawking the Fast Pass. Spot Us came across this ad at a Mission Street pawn shop. We like it. Brassy, yes?

And look! It's even got dolphins. Or salmon. Or some kind of jumping fish.

Diller began her stand up career at San Francisco's famous comedy club, The Purple Onion.