Early this morning, San Francisco played host to all sorts of mischief. Let's see:

Stabbing/Robbery: In Golden Gate Park near Bowling Green Drive and Middle Drive a 30-year-old male was walking when he was approached by a 30-year-old white female from behind. The suspect, according to SFPD, was "stabbed the victim in the back two times." The victim, who suffered non-life-threatening reports his backpack was then stolen by the suspect. No arrests have been made.

Stabbing: Over at Jones and Post, a 21-year-old man was "found on the ground with a stab [wound] to the left arm and left upper leg area," reports SFPD. The victim was "intoxicated and could not remember what happened except for being in a fight" beforehand with two white twentysomething females. He was treated for his non-life threatening injuries. No arrest have been made.

Aggravated Assault: On the 200 block of 13th Street, an man in his 40s was "struck in the head with a wooden board" by a suspect, and then "punched and kicked repeatedly" by another suspect. The victim was transported to SF General with non-life-threatening injuries. No arrests have been made.