Gwyneth Paltrow Does San Francisco

Pointy actress Gwyneth Paltrow has a lifestyle newsletter called GOOP. Why does she call it GOOP? Because she's an actress, and thus crazy. Her most recent newsletter is about San Francisco. Some of her favorite things to do while visiting Baghdad by the Bay? The Chicken Joy at Jollibee and fellatio at the Powerhouse. No, not really. Predictably, the pristine Oscar winner enjoys Slanted Door ("emphasis is on fresh and organic ingredients"), Yank Sing ("authentic Dim Sum with every dumpling choice you can imagine"), Four Barrell Coffee ("all the rage") and Four Seasons ("hit or miss"). She's also best pals with SF native and bone structure warrior, Christy Turlington. Of course. [Eater, Eye On Blogs]