Caught by an open microphone during an interview on Monday, Carley Fionia made delightfully c-word-y comments about the following: Sean Hannity and Meg Whitman, cheeseburger binging, and Barbara Boxer's hair.

God, what was that hair? Soooo yesterday.

Well then. While self-awareness isn't one of her strongest attributes -- unless mullets for women of a certain age are all the rage -- she does seem live a pistol. Almost endearing. Shave off 30 years and half her nose, and hand her an oversized Dior purse and a set of jangly Range Rover keys, and she could be on The Hills.

Also, unsurprisingly, she's a Blackberry user.