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• Buying a FastPass is a pain in the ass. [MrEricSir]
• Constance Cavallas says normalizing cycling in the media’s a step towards encouraging more women and girls to bike, saying “it would be great to see more main characters riding bikes.” Constance, we hereby dub you the main character in this installment of DATB. [Bike NOPA]
• Why cops don’t wear ties. [The Happy Medic]
• Why Beth Spotswood will never be entrusted with my pets [CBS5]
• Trip to Marin spawns three part series. [Civic Center]
• I know it’s not local, but Brock once told me that “almost everything gay is relevant to San Francisco readers.” Also, this is the article that made me love Bradley Cooper, and I want to share that love [NT Daily News]
• Akit tells you what it’s like to serve on a jury for a criminal case in SF. Reading this raises the question, if you were on trial would you want Akit on your jury? Me, if I were innocent, yes, guilty, no way. [Akit’s Complaint Department]
• As this very site reported, Mountain Lake Park is now perv free. That is, until the cleaning crew shows up. [Richmond SF Blog]