Today's Day Around the Bay was penned by the hilarious TK of 40 Going on 28. We have literally laughed out loud when his stuff pops up in our Google Reader, especially this post from a while back. Have at it, TK!

  • Julian “Hoops” Kidd lofts a skilled ollie on the Pine Street Bump. [Travis Jensen SF]
  • A post purportedly written by a Bad Robot employee purportedly purports to explain WTF really happened on Lost. [Super Punch]
  • People in funny hats play some kind of French ball game behind a statue of Buddha with six arms. That's the first time that sentence has ever been written in English. [Civic Center]
  • You already feel guilty about how your shoes were made by a blind orphan who's paid in string. Now you should feel bad about your iPhone too. [Yahoo]
  • Burger pr0n. [BreadxBread]
  • Dear God, can you imagine having to eat a Chipotle burrito every day? [Inside Scoop SF]
  • Here's your local farmers' market report! STONE FRUITS!! [Mary Vance]
  • "Pompous literary wannabe gives hippies back their dumb paper." That's Gawker, not me. But it is funny. [Gawker]