If this doesn't make your inner Orange County tingle in ecstasy, nothing will. Are You Safe, an iPhone app that "lets you know how safe you are at all times based on your current location within the city," is now available in San Francisco. See, the handy application takes hyperlocal crime stats (reports from police and local city/governments), breaks said info down by type and location, and then lets you know (more or less) if you will be sexually assaulted and/or murdered at your present location. Download it now. And, as always, trust no one. [via The Front Steps, Curbed]