After SFist commenter Joel mentioned (in "Pedestrian Hit, Killed By Car Fleeing North Beach Shooting") a recent gang-related shooting in front of Kevin's Noodle House in the Sunset, saying, "I think I'm gonna stop eating pho for a while," hillarys_quivering_lip responded thusly:

"Good call, Joel. I enjoy your comments and would be sad if you became another Photality."

Let it be known far and wide that SFist adores a good, corny pun.

With a close silver medal, billywags lands in second place with the following quip:

Damn, even streets named after Vallejo suck.

Nicely done, folks.