Number of people pictured in this week's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 28

Minority count: 20 -- a minority blowout!

Who was celebrating what: Arts of Pacific Asia Show at at Fort Mason Center / Gung hay fat choy! It's the year of the "Tiger."

Number of people whom we recognize: 2 (Tatiana Sorokko; former Asian Art Museum director Emily Sano)

Rotation of Tatiana Sorokko's head turn: 3/4

Shots of the piercingly beautiful Vanessa Getty: 0

Shots that need more of Vanessa Getty's piercing beauty: 19

The scene: exotic communism

Pretty fans: 3

Dragons: 2

Food: dim sum buffet

Visibly homosexual: 0

Ties, bow ties, Miao Tribal helmets: 3, 0, 2

Royalty: 2 (Chelsea Kuo, Miss Congeniality, Miss Asian America 2008; Crystal Lee, Miss Teen Chinatown)