Number of people pictured in this week's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 28
Minority count: 20 -- a minority blowout!
Who was celebrating what: Arts of Pacific Asia Show at at Fort Mason Center / Gung hay fat choy! It's the year of the "Tiger."
Number of people whom we recognize: 2 (Tatiana Sorokko; former Asian Art Museum director Emily Sano)
Rotation of Tatiana Sorokko's head turn: 3/4
Shots of the piercingly beautiful Vanessa Getty: 0
Shots that need more of Vanessa Getty's piercing beauty: 19
The scene: exotic communism
Pretty fans: 3
Dragons: 2
Food: dim sum buffet
Visibly homosexual: 0
Ties, bow ties, Miao Tribal helmets: 3, 0, 2
Royalty: 2 (Chelsea Kuo, Miss Congeniality, Miss Asian America 2008; Crystal Lee, Miss Teen Chinatown)