Lonely this Valentine's Day? Run out and find the nearest Apple stock holder, reserve a table at Gary Danko, leave your underwear at home, and plan on putting out. A lot. Because these guys are having the most profitable quarter ever. According to Associated Press, "The iPhone's rollout in several major new markets, including China and South Korea, helped fuel the company's nearly 50 percent jump in net income over the same period a year earlier." Revenue also reached an all-time high, leaping an astounding 32 percent. What's more, "Apple's numbers for the three months ended Dec. 26 reflect the company's ability to allure shoppers without deep cuts to its premium prices." (No kidding. The MacBook, however, is now available for a not-nearly-as-expensive-but-still-very-pricey-for-commoners $999.) This all comes on the heels of this week's iPad (iTablet? iRule? iGod?) announcement, happening on Wednesday, 1/27.