by Amy Crocker

COMEDY: When you feel like the whole world is upside-down and backwards, there's nothing like a comedian to complain about it better than you can. Known for his vicious roasts on Comedy Central, comedian Greg Giraldo brings his act to San Francisco tonight and tomorrow.

8 and 10:15 // Cobb's Comedy Club (915 Columbus) // $22.50

MUSIC: Dutch DJ Fedde LeGrand stops at the Regency Ballroom tonight as part of his American tour. Le Grand is best known for 2006's "Put Your Hands Up for Detroit," which is one of those insanely catchy electro-dance songs so ridiculous it could only be European.

9 p.m.// Regency Ballroom at the Regency Center // $15

SHOPPING: This time of year, shopping is inevitable. So you might as well just get through your list in the least painful way. Oakland's Jack London Market will be open with local craft sellers, holiday music, and gift wrapping.

5 - 10 p.m. // Jack London Market (466 Water Street Oakland) // Free