Important news about the Mehserle murder case unfolded today. As most of you know by now, the case has been moved to Los Angeles, as ordered by a judge. What's more, the man who ordered Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend and two doctors to stand trial on charges of drugging the icon to death, Judge Robert Perry, will be assigned to the infamous BART cop killer case.

This, of course, leads to all sorts of questions: What happened to Howard K. Stern? Will he rot in jail for the rest of his life for allegedly killing Anna and her son? And what ever happened to Anna's white-trash toothless cousin? Also, is Trim-Spa partially responsible for her death? And why can't E! find a slutty starlet who matches Anna Nicole's Smith's tragically beautiful whorishness? The Kardashians (NSFW), slew of Playboy playmates next door, and those dames known as the Lamas daughters are impossible to watch! (Chelsea Lately and The Soup are the only things worth watching on the entertainment network these days.)

Anyway. Mehserle's case was moved down south due to the "high degree of political turmoil" in Alameda. Mehserle is accused of shooting and killing Oscar Grant on New Year's Day at the Frutivale BART station.