Bauer gripes about Top Chef host's spokesmodel duties for the world's greatest beverage. [Bauer]

More on Nate Ballard's departure, including commentary from Chris Daly. [Appeal]

Hey, bloggers! Want to meet other social cripples like yourself? Then, head to YBCA this weekend. [Going West, Eye On Blogs]

The bold and the beautiful. And not so beautiful. [Daily Clog]

SFPD needs witnesses who saw post-concert shooting. [Examiner]

We eagerly, desperately await our invitation, Marissa. [Valleywag]