Aw, this is sad. Kids play here! This just isn't cool. Also, why did they have to go and mix in something so splendid as the human penis with something so vile as Nazi signage? It devalues the shlong.

What are we talking about? This. Some person or persons defaced the Glen Park Rec Center, located at 70 Elk in Glen Park Canyon with anti-Semitic and sexual graffiti sometime on Nov 10. Glen Park News reports that "calls by early-arriving families [on Veterans Day] brought police to document the graffiti and by 12:30, a Rec and Park staffer was busy painting over the offensive tags."

No arrests have been made.