FASHION: Witness a live, Project Runway-type fashion show at the ongoing Fashion Feud SF. Designers will create their "garments" on stage within an hour, the models will have a "walk-off," and the audience will vote for the winner. This month's participants are Chanel Rosales and Julia Meeks.

7 to 10 p.m. // Mighty (119 Utah St) // free, cash bar

MUSIC: Partake in the The 3rd Annual Haunted Laundromat while doing your laundry, getting your mind erased in the Brainwashing Booth, or playing a game of Pin the Eyeball on the Shrunken Head. "One man surrealistic rock and roll band" The Slow Poisoner will perform, along with Wish Inflicted and the American Professionals. Candy will be provided and costumes are encouraged (but not mandatory).

7:15 to 9:45 p.m. // Brainwash (1122 Folsom St) // free

COMEDY: Comedian/actress/burlesque star Selene Luna brings her one-woman show, I Don't Care Anymore, to the Dark Room for one night only. Luna's dark humor addresses the lifetime of adversity she's encountered, "from her roots in Tijuana, Mexico to humorous tales of Hollywood that can only be told by a little person." (Luna stands at 3' 10".)

8 p.m. // The Dark Room (2263 Mission St) // $10, buy tickets