Afternoon Palate Cleanser: "No Signal" Horror Movie Cell Phone Montage

Brilliant pop culture blogger FourFour gives us this brilliant montage (which must have required, like, months of work) in which he edits together the myriad moments from recent horror film history in which the screenwriters got lazy and employed the no-cell-signal excuse for why their characters are totally screwed. Enjoy. (See his earlier "not here to make friends" reality TV montages here and here.)