See, not every transplant in the Mission is an anti-Semitic trustifarian sipping Ritual Roasters soy lattes. Some of them write and need cameras/throw parties, too. Help MM out, won't you? [Mission Mission]

See, not all Twitter messages are benign. Some of them are Michael Bauer's eating partner's potshots at pre-review restaurants. [Eater]

See, not all parents christen their sprouts with boring names. Some of them get awesome ones, like Montana. [Spotswood]

See, not everything in San Francisco is that expensive. Some things are a mere $10. [SF Weekly]

See, not everything at UC Berkeley is steeped in feelings and misguided righteousness. Oh wait, never mind. [Daily Clog]

See, not all nachos come with delicious orange cheese sauce. Some of them, good God, look like this. [Sex Pigeon]

See, Newsom doesn't always want what's best for you. Sometimes he gets possessed by Satan, goes insane, and then wants to tax something as holy and divine as Diet Coke. For shame. [Examiner]