We don't know if this is just a lot of grandstanding by the Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1555 -- the sole holdout union who rejected BART's latest contract offer -- but in what suffices for drama in these things, negotiations "broke down" again yesterday, as SF Appeal is reporting. We know, you're already yawning, but bear with us: BART is holding firm about eliminating wasteful work rules and losing a total of five station agent positions through attrition--not layoffs--and they've put some floating holidays back on the table. The union is saying fuck off. Perhaps we would be more invested in this story if we were a transbay commuter, but all we can say right now is... suckaz! No really, there probably won't be a strike... or there probably will be. Flip a coin.