UPDATE: Disney's apparently got their panties in a bunch about the leak of this teaser ONE WHOLE DAY EARLY, and a lot of the embeddables have been yanked down. If this one--our second attempt--dies, please don't blame us.

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland doesn't get released until next March, but the teaser marketing campaign has begun, promising to fill us up to the brim with buzz so that we're already bored of the movie before we've even seen it. But hey! At this stage, the day the trailer hits the internet, things are all still exciting and new! And look at how creepy Johnny Depp looks as the Mad Hatter! You can see some pics after the jump, including one of Helena Bonham Carter as a computer-enhanced Red Queen. Yes, it all promises to be super creepy, and not for small or easily frightened children, but for that reason we are, as of now, looking forward to it.