FILM: Closing this weekend's Silent Film Festival is Lady of the Pavements, D.W. Griffith's last silent film -- a splendid romantic drama set in 19th century Paris. There will be piano accompaniment by Donald Sosin and a vocal recreation of the musical numbers by Joanna Seaton. There's a whole line-up of films today, so check the Castro's calendar.

8:15 p.m. // Castro Theatre (429 Castro St) // $15-17

THEATER: In her one-woman show, What Mama Said About Down There..., Sia Amma performs "a lighthearted comedy that offers the lowdown on what mothers say (or don't say) about their 'nether regions' and the effect these talks (or lack thereof) have had on their daughters."

8 p.m. // Our Little Theater (287 Ellis St) // $15-25