In an effort to get Californians safe access to affordable mary jane, the above pro-marijuana commercial will air on "several cable news channels and network broadcast affiliates" in LA, Sacramento, and the Bay Area.

Dude.

The ad, however, will not be seen anywhere near KABC-TV in Los Angeles, KGO-TV of San Francisco and KNTV-TV in San Jose. Pft. That is insane. Does this pot spokeswoman -- who represents thousands and thousands of citizens who want to legalize the magic herb for tax and regulatory purposes (not to mention getting seriously fucking baked) -- look like a raging stoner to you? Neither a dream catcher nor a bag of Xplosive Pizza Flavor Blasted Pepperidge Farm Goldfish in sight.