Over 3 million people, and an estimated 600,000 Bay Area residents, aren't prepared for today's analog assassination. See, digital TV will reign supreme at midnight tonight. And unless you want to end up as one of those pretentious types who claim to use their television sets strictly for rental videos -- you know, the talent-free trustifarian kind who prefer the East Bay; frequent awful venues like 21 Grand; laugh a little to hard at Shakespearean comedies; read books? You do not want that to happen to you -- you antenna types will need to a) get yourself a expensive digital TV, b) get cable, or c) get a converter box so that you can watch Intervention, the best show on TV right now. To get a coupon for a digital converter, go here. Go here for more information. Or call 1-877-DTV-4YOU (1-877-388-4968) when your TV goes a midnight.