Juliette Tang, writing for the SFBG's sex blog asks the all-important question this week, "Hand Jobs: Are We Having Them?" Now, while we at SFist fully support the concept of a sex blog for San Francisco, and believe that in our fair, slutty, liberally minded city there certainly should be plenty to write about, we have to note that this headline makes us wonder if this was just a truly slow sex news week over there! To wit:

...It seems, in many peoples' sex lives, that the hand job is to a CD Walkman what the blow job is to an iPod. It was great when you were in junior high, but then something new came around and you sort of forgot about it. I occasionally see used latex gloves discarded on the sidewalk, and we regularly hear about San Francisco law enforcement cracking down on local massage parlors (so obviously someone out there is paying for it) but -- like secret societies, group sex, and crack -- hand jobs are something you know is out there, though you're hard pressed to know anyone who regularly participates.

Anyway, it appears the piece was just an extended musing after Juliette had to post about a hand job seminar at Good Vibrations and asked three of her friends if they still got hand jobs. After the jump, an audio podcast she embedded by a British dude about giving a proper HJ.