Owen Thomas to leave Valleywag for NBC. [Venture Beat, SFA]

It's okay, Dan Ahsley. We've had a long week too. [ABC 7]

Evil Pac Heights landlord helps Curbed's Andy J. Wang invent our new favorite term: "wall poo." [Curbed]

It's Tim Goodman's turn to write another piece on why "fat, lazy, dull Saturday Night Live endures," but fails to mention Kristen Wiig once, so we couldn't finish it. Maybe you'd like to give it a try? [SFGate]

Breaking: Mission district residents use online world wide web sites for news. [Mission Mission, Golden Gate Express]

Too many body shots = free cab rides on Cinco de Mayo. [Eye On Blogs]

Five cars involved in an accident on the Bay Bridge. [Action News SF]

Seven Bay Area schools close due to swine flu scare. [CBS 5]