Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

First, this film is NSFW. It features full frontal male nudity. You have been warned.

Second, "I'll tell you what," the cop says. "You can have a great time -- but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on...Can I get them for you?"

Third, tzzzzzz.

Fourth, we know we're late to the game on this, but we find outdoor music festivals disagreeable and gauche. It took us time, so please forgive the delay.

Fifth, enjoy.