Performance artist and dancer Monique Jenkinson will don her alter ego Fauxnique for the next three weekends at the Climate Theater, April 23 through May 9. Faux Real poses the question, "Can a real woman be a drag queen?" We say yes -- Fauxnique is the only woman to have been crowned Miss Trannyshack.

Craft a haiku with the words, "faux" and "drag," and enter to win a pair of tickets to this Thursday or Friday night's shows. Please specify which night you can attend. The winner will be notified tomorrow afternoon. So, please check your email (and your spam folder)!